You know how Netflix instant has that jump back thirty seconds button? That’s nice, but what I’d really like is a jump forward button so I could skip all the embarrassing parts.
I hate my blog so fucking much. I guess part of the problem is I usually read my dashboard on my phone. The app sucks and reblogging sucks and I fucking hate touch screen keyboards.
This post maybe makes me hate it (the blog) a little bit more.
Omg do not have five shots of vodka in an hour and a half (or maybe two hours, who knows) if you haven’t gotten drunk in a while and if the only thing you’ve had to eat all day was two eggs and some bacon and some fish oil. Just a heads up for you there, internet.