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If only it were all so simple

If only there were evil people somewhere insidiously committing evil deeds, and it were necessary only to separate them from the rest of us and destroy them. But the line dividing good and evil cuts through the heart of every human being. And who is willing to destroy a piece of his own heart?" — Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

You know how Netflix instant has that jump back thirty seconds button? That’s nice, but what I’d really like is a jump forward button so I could skip all the embarrassing parts.

I hate my blog so fucking much. I guess part of the problem is I usually read my dashboard on my phone. The app sucks and reblogging sucks and I fucking hate touch screen keyboards.

This post maybe makes me hate it (the blog) a little bit more.

i signed up for a credit card online, and you know how when you sign up for a credit card or a bank account and you wanna call and access the account you have to give them your mother’s maiden name? well this credit card that i signed up for allows me to pick the question that they ask me and the answer that i give them. so now whenever i call, they have to ask me what am i wearing, and i have to respond, ‘i don’t think that’s appropriate!’

eugene mirman (via marththebland)

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Book 3:

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newsflick:

Smoke rises over rooftops in Prague’s city center, Czech Republic, on Feb. 3, 2012, during the ongoing cold wave. The temperature dropped nearly to minus 30 degrees Celsius, with at least one fatality reported. The cold in the capital was extreme enough to cause the cracking of tram rails. (source)

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Omg do not have five shots of vodka in an hour and a half (or maybe two hours, who knows) if you haven’t gotten drunk in a while and if the only thing you’ve had to eat all day was two eggs and some bacon and some fish oil. Just a heads up for you there, internet.